1.「你準備好買一台要價1200美元 (約36000新台幣) 的 iPhone 了嗎?」
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「1200美金??這坨屎最好在我開啟飛航模式時帶我去度假!」
2. 買 iPhone X 前 VS 買 iPhone X 後:
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賣腎啦!
3.「看著 iPhone X 的價格……」
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4.「請選擇購買 iPhone 8、iPhone X 的付款方式。」
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5. 當你必須打電話報警……
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但你的新 iPhone 臉部辨識系統認不得你時。
6.「iPhone 8 問世了,所以 iPhone 7 價錢跌了,這代表我負擔得起 iPhone 6 了呢 (汗)」
![Iphonex Release %e5%a4%a7%e5%ae%b6%e5%b0%8diphone-x%e7%9a%84%e5%8f%8d%e6%87%89](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/59ba3f3e8ea83.jpg)
7.「當 iPhone 8 掃描用戶的臉以後,這就是蘋果做的事。」
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8.「當有人睡著後,你拿著他們的 iPhone X 對著他們的臉掃描,是不是就能解鎖了?幫朋友問的……」
![Funny-iphone-x-release-reactions %e5%a4%a7%e5%ae%b6%e5%b0%8diphone-x%e7%9a%84%e5%8f%8d%e6%87%89](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/59ba3f40c631d.jpg)
9. 1965年:「我打賭未來一定很快就有飛天車和癌症的治療方法。」2017年↓
![Iphonex Release %e5%a4%a7%e5%ae%b6%e5%b0%8diphone-x%e7%9a%84%e5%8f%8d%e6%87%89](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/59ba3f41db989.jpg)
10. 左:iPhone X/中間:我/右:功能還很完好的 iPhone 7 Plus。
![Iphonex Release %e5%a4%a7%e5%ae%b6%e5%b0%8diphone-x%e7%9a%84%e5%8f%8d%e6%87%89](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/59ba3f433815f.jpg)
11. 當他們宣布推出 iPhone 8 時,我的表情 VS 當他們宣布推出 iPhone X 時,我的表情:
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12.「當我割下男友的臉,用來解鎖他的 iPhone X 時。」
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13.「花了數十億元開發,好讓你能夠變成便便。」
![Iphonex Release %e5%a4%a7%e5%ae%b6%e5%b0%8diphone-x%e7%9a%84%e5%8f%8d%e6%87%89](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/59ba3f48184d0.jpg)
14.「這就是在巴西買 iPhone X 要準備的錢。」
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15.「我想我看到了某種模式,抱歉數字9,你就是不夠酷才沒辦法出名。」
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16.「當我冬天變胖,然後我的 iPhone X 認不出我時。」
![Funny-iphone-x-release-reactions %e5%a4%a7%e5%ae%b6%e5%b0%8diphone-x%e7%9a%84%e5%8f%8d%e6%87%89](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/59ba3f4b0f71c.jpg)
17.「當男友買完 iPhone X 睡覺時的模樣。」
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18.「我解鎖男友 iPhone X 的模樣。」
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19.「看完蘋果發表會後的反應。(左:iPhone X/中間:我/右:腎)」
![Funny-iphone-x-release-reactions %e5%a4%a7%e5%ae%b6%e5%b0%8diphone-x%e7%9a%84%e5%8f%8d%e6%87%89](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/59ba3f4eb4f99.jpg)
20.「當有人同時要買 iPhone 8 和 iPhone X,但你卻連 iPhone 4 都負擔不起。」
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21.「兄弟們,別讓女友用你的 iPhone X 自拍。她只是想設定臉部 ID 辨識系統,來讓她可以隨時查看你的手機。記得保持清醒。」
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22.「當 iPhone 推出臉部辨識系統後,從現在開始,男人都會像這樣睡覺。」
![Funny-iphone-x-release-reactions %e5%a4%a7%e5%ae%b6%e5%b0%8diphone-x%e7%9a%84%e5%8f%8d%e6%87%89](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/59ba3f51c691c.jpg)
23.「iPhone 8:嗨大家,我是……;iPhone X 登場!」
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參考來源:BoredPanda
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