《死侍2》超級舒壓!9個嘴砲到「超想打人的對話」 終於懂為什麼男生都超愛

《復仇者聯盟:無限之戰》上應已經快一個月,但是話題熱度不但沒減少,反而還出了許多周邊商品替它加溫。   而最近上映的,同樣屬漫威旗下《死侍2》也獲得相當好的票房評價。當然,身為漫威中最犀利、最嘴砲的英雄,死侍當然不能錯過能嘴一下無限之戰的機會。所以

May 21, 2018
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《復仇者聯盟:無限之戰》上應已經快一個月,但是話題熱度不但沒減少,反而還出了許多周邊商品替它加溫。

 

而最近上映的,同樣屬漫威旗下《死侍2》也獲得相當好的票房評價。當然,身為漫威中最犀利、最嘴砲的英雄,死侍當然不能錯過能嘴一下無限之戰的機會。所以國外媒體《Buzz Feed》整理了9個死侍開的無限之戰玩笑!

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1. 「我的超能力就是肆無忌憚的癌症,給我一把弓箭,我就是鷹眼。」

When Deadpool and Russell (Julian Dennison) are trapped in a mutant prison, their powers are immobilized by these government collars that are super hard to remove unless you have a grenade or an ass pen. So Deadpool's cancer comes back, and his one-liners become all the more powerful. Sorry, Hawkeye (but also, show me the lie).
 
當死侍與羅素被關在變種人監獄中時被套上了會讓他們失去能力的頭套,所以當時死侍的癌症又重新侵蝕他的身體。

 

2. 「我做了什麼惹怒一個有酷寒戰士手臂的脾氣暴躁的老笨蛋?」

While still trapped in that same prison, Deadpool and Russell first lay eyes on Cable (Josh Brolin) and his budget-ass Bucky arm.
 
電影中機堡到監獄中準備殺死羅素改變歷史,當時死侍以為機堡是來殺他的。
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3. 「我要說的是,觀眾還沒看膩機器人手臂嗎?」

When Cable tells Deadpool he's from the future, this is the third of three very important questions Deadpool asks him about what's to come. The other two are, of course, "Is dubstep still a thing?" and "Which Sharknado are we on?"
 
當機堡告訴死侍他來自未來時,死侍問他未來會發生的三個非常重要的問題中的第三個。 
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4. 「你好黑暗,你是從DC宇宙來的嗎?」

OK, this isn't technically an Avengers joke, but it's meta and hilarious so it deserves to be included.

 

5. 「安靜!黑黑寡婦!」

Deadpool's not wrong. Domino is as badass as Natasha, and what I would give to see them team up.

 

6. 「嘿大塊頭,太陽快下山了。」

Deadpool trying to violently lull the Juggernaut to sleep like Natasha does with the Hulk is pure gold. It's his second Black Widow reference (which is technically from Avengers: Age of Ultron and not Infinity War), and definitely the funniest. It's just as funny a gag as it was in Thor: Ragnarok.
 
死侍學黑寡婦對紅坦克說的話,而這句話是來自,黑寡婦要安撫變身成浩克的班納時會說的話。

 

7. 「我就知道,咖啡豹。」

Deadpool gives this honorary title to Dopinder after he mows down the villainous headmaster of Essex House for Mutant Rehabilitation.
 
阿杜開車撞死邪惡院長時,死侍說的話。

 

8. 「你這個控制時間的王八。」

Actor Josh Brolin plays both Cable, the kinda villain in Deadpool 2, and Thanos, the indisputable villain in Infinity War. Both Cable and Thanos use time devices at the end of each movie to alter events and change what we thought would be the ending. Deadpool gets two Thanos digs in, and this is one of them.
 
演員喬什·布洛林在死侍2中演出機堡並在無限之戰中演壞蛋薩諾斯。 機堡根薩諾斯在每部電影的最後都使用時間設備來改變事件並改變我們認定的結局。

 

9. 「閉嘴!薩諾斯。」

And this is Deadpool's second Thanos dig. The end.

 

 死侍真的太好笑了~

參考資料:Buzz Feed

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