1. 「幹嘛?你不看報紙的喔?」
![6cced44e2de143528a4ad4e9365929c5e2956d5185d4f7eabbcd7d862c057b0f](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/6cced44e2de143528a4ad4e9365929c5e2956d5185d4f7eabbcd7d862c057b0f.jpg)
2. 「嗯,這杯是1977年的波爾多。」
![de4be6af3cf8d9751cdb63db4eb2f2c2c71cffbaad643fa7bd34b186b92dbdb9](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/de4be6af3cf8d9751cdb63db4eb2f2c2c71cffbaad643fa7bd34b186b92dbdb9.jpg)
3. 「不要一天到晚滑手機,學學我看點書吧!」
![2aa24f59a221ad4c59adfc449a8f000e908780b4f1959aaf4d9cf0824ed191b8](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/2aa24f59a221ad4c59adfc449a8f000e908780b4f1959aaf4d9cf0824ed191b8.jpg)
4. 「謝謝粉絲們給我的卡片~」
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5. 「你也知道年紀大了難免視力會有點…」
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6. 「夏天啊!夏天不曬太陽要幹嘛?」
![f54856b398323bf6c78923aef22940e386edeffec7c8565177835e36194230ae](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/f54856b398323bf6c78923aef22940e386edeffec7c8565177835e36194230ae.jpg)
7. 「現在很流行吃素啊你不知道嗎?」
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8. 「夏天嘛!夏天就是要游泳阿部然要幹嘛」
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9. 「你有聽過樹懶叫的聲音嗎?」
![46cc018dfa6038e01c2417852de8ce6c7d155d2d46fa51b8612a9b59b75d1c54](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/46cc018dfa6038e01c2417852de8ce6c7d155d2d46fa51b8612a9b59b75d1c54.jpg)
10. 「我今天有面試。」
![980x](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/980x22-765x1024.jpg)
11. 「最喜歡的節目是超級名模生死鬥。」
![3ce58f98557baf79885540484da0ab7bc6ba61a94825dc7cf6c8faee870fa367](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/3ce58f98557baf79885540484da0ab7bc6ba61a94825dc7cf6c8faee870fa367.jpg)
來源:Distractify
動物們真的比人類好太多了呢。
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