1.可移動式的吊床…一定讓路人超嫉妒啊!
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2.全世界的清潔人員都該學學 (?)
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3.這麼短的距離可以讓我走樓梯嗎…
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4.香腸切一下啦!
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5.這種機器的懶惰程度:無限!
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6.老實說,我也想試試…
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7.「我坐在咖啡廳哩,我想知道營業時間到幾點?但我不想站起來問,於是我找到咖啡廳的電話並打去問。如果我再懶一點,可能就這樣懶死了。」
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8. 店名:「我們可能是全城最便宜的」。
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9.這條路叫做「街路」…命名的人出來面對啊!
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10.用手打蛋有這麼難嗎?
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11.小弟弟,你昨天玩太累?
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12.打開垃圾桶的蓋子不用花一秒鐘就能做到啊!
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13.「我沒有乾淨的睡衣可以穿了,唯一的一件穿了又太熱。所以我只好穿洋裝爬上床,順帶一提,是藍色的洋裝喔。」
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「我『可以』去洗衣服,但我真的不想洗。」
「笑到在地上滾。」
「真正的問題是,為什麼你禮拜五晚上 8 點就在床上了!」
「我其實幾乎一整天都在床上 :P」
「我的房間是唯一能遠離眾人的地方。」
「我知道了!」
14.媽媽推女兒,機器推媽媽,也算是聰明的做法啦…
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15.新商品!烤好的麵包。
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這真的沒有違反「烤好」的定義嘛?
16.這隻在芬蘭的天鵝騎在一頭麋鹿上。
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麋鹿表示…
17.這地方不是你的床啊!
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18.走樓梯好可怕,腿腿會痠痠。
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19.我好想邊看電視、邊躺著、邊喝飲料…
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20.走到牆邊關燈到底有甚麼困難啊!我覺得一定比用塑膠槍射開關來得快。
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21. 這樣永遠都不怕沒衛生紙了。
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22.不想彎腰推盪鞦韆的下場是,可能被突然跳下來的小孩狠踩。
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23.身為一個專業的低頭族,在沙發上仆街只是入門基本功。
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24.「我懶到不想把襯衫袖子捲下來,就想穿上一件薄外套。這讓我看起來像有強壯的二頭肌一樣,我也很開心地接受了現在的樣子。」
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朋友:「這下勇猛的二頭肌可以配上你的大蛋蛋了!」
「不…我連脫褲子都懶。」
來源:The Chive
每到假日就想變成一個專業的沙發馬鈴薯,但看到他們的樣子,我好像不該過得這麼頹廢…趁身體還很健康,還是多多運動比較好!就讓我們一起做 6 個在家就能做的美腿運動吧 (就是不想出門)!
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