1. “救命啊…你们想对我干嘛?”
!["Another year passed and I STILL haven't mastered Spanish."](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/enhanced-buzz-20828-1430755617-28.jpg)
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“对不起嘛我下次不敢了…可以把我头上这个可怕的怪东西拿走吗?”
2. “那是什么!天啊居然是火!救命啊我要被烧死了!”
!["I AM TERRIFIED OF FIRE, CHERYL."](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/enhanced-buzz-11684-1430755507-22.jpg)
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3. “什么?庆生?无聊…”
!["No thank you."](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/enhanced-buzz-23584-1430755595-18.jpg)
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4. “好啦好啦好啦,我们的生日特餐呢?”
!["I literally hate everyone here."](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/enhanced-buzz-19899-1430755607-21.jpg)
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但看来有个家伙好像很爱庆生…
!["Yes, everyone."](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/enhanced-15214-1430771931-1.jpg)
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“嘻嘻,长大了!”
5. “咦?!你说可以吃我才开动的啊?!”
!["WHY WOULD I SHARE TREATS ON MY BIRTHDAY?"](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/enhanced-buzz-26704-1430756866-15.jpg)
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6. “这个蓝蓝的东西是什么?”
!["I want it, but I remember the blue poos from last year."](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/edit-1259-1430755557-22.jpg)
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7. “我可以开动了没…”
!["I'm actually 7."](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/enhanced-buzz-6309-1430769829-19.jpg)
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8. “我明明没受伤啊…为什么要把羞羞圈放在我头上…”
!["I've asked you 10 times, Kevin. Call me a MAN."](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/enhanced-buzz-30704-1430756910-11.jpg)
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9. “我下次不敢了…可以饶过我吗?”
!["NOOOOOOOOOOOO."](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/enhanced-buzz-2833-1430758084-20.jpg)
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“虽然我不知道自己做错了什么…”
10. “我又不识字。”
!["Every year, I remind you I can't read. And yet, here we are again."](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/enhanced-5528-1430762275-11.jpg)
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11. “我不是说想吃烤鸡了吗?”
!["Another year, another party for one. Thanks a lot."](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/enhanced-buzz-9114-1430762346-17.jpg)
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“现在给我准备这是什么东西?你知道寿星最大吗?”
12. “我们不想要庆生,只想要特制的寿星牛排。”
!["Worst. Party. Ever."](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/enhanced-buzz-20387-1430762597-26.jpg)
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13. 看来有人在思考怎么离家出走了。
!["Every time you throw me one of these things, I'm just reminded of the futility of existence."](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/enhanced-buzz-11639-1430755645-16.jpg)
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14. “啧,蜡烛是小孩子在吹的东西。”
!["Can I go to my room now?"](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/enhanced-13543-1430772474-9.jpg)
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15. “咦?你说这个粉红色的蠢蛋是我的礼物?”
!["ANOTHER long pink toy? HOW ORIGINAL."](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/enhanced-buzz-28062-1430769425-12.jpg)
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16. “好啦好啦,那我可以吃饭了吗?”
!["Another year older, another year wiser. 'Sup girl?"](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/enhanced-buzz-26646-1430755114-7.jpg)
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17. “你…呃…是…帅…呃…勾…咦?”
!["What?"](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/enhanced-31223-1430760992-18.jpg)
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“你说我是帅狗?是吗?”
!["Wait really, what's happening??"](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/enhanced-32011-1430760998-13.jpg)
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不,是生日快乐。
来源:Buzzfeed
你们帮家里的宠物庆生时也曾经发生过这些爆笑的情况吗?快分享给朋友们看看吧!
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