1.
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2. 「Please suck me off」
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3. 「女士被黏在馬桶上」
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4.
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5.
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6. 「弟弟的XBox壞掉了,所以跑去Walmart買一台新的。超懶職員還不幫我找,跟我說都賣完了。結果我就在她面前直接在網上購買店內取貨,逼她一定要去幫我拿。」
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7. 需要貼這麼多嗎?!
![](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/568f350c3e8f8.jpg)
8. 「請別在店內使用」
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13.
![](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/568f3511818a3.jpg)
14. 沒有大燈嗎?沒問題!
![](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/568f351227904.jpg)
15.
![](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/568f3512b66b7.jpg)
16. 「有人報案說有糖果和一包洋芋片被偷了」
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我們的稅都跑去哪了?
17.
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18. 辣椒醬區有一大串的防拉肚子胃藥!
![](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/568f351562308.jpg)
19.
![](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/568f35162b2b6.jpg)
20. 「殺了我吧」
![](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/568f35173b4cf.jpg)
21.
![](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/568f35187b52e.jpg)
22. 「我不一邊開車一邊打簡訊」
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來源:eBaumsWorld
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