1. 散彈槍發射後的完美瞬間。
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2. 女友每次問要吃什麼都說隨便,但你選的又不喜歡怎麼辦?
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「不要問女生她想吃什麼,請她猜你要帶他們去哪吃,就帶她去她第一個猜的地方。」
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7. 當你能一個脫衣舞女的眼中看到悲傷的話,這就代表你真的成熟長大了。
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14. 我們才鋼架起這個樹20分鐘…
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17. 一個戲院被變成了一個書店。
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25. 「Fedex要買100台會飛的宅配卡車」…被網友打臉:「那就叫做飛機」
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26. 「我差點忘了,男人女人的牙齒都不一樣」
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29. 「哈利王子的小孩會是美國公民。如果一個長大變成總統而且又將會成為英國國王的話…英國人這樣的策略有點困難,但真的很聰明。如果想要收回美國的話這樣做也不錯。」
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33. 當你想要找符合你知道的技能的工作時:
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參考資料:eBaumsWorld
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