一位年輕人麥可 (Michael) 在小的時候就立志在侏儸紀公園裡工作,因此製作了本「工作文件夾」,裡面包含園內細節和自己負責監督的恐龍,甚至連老闆是誰他都決定好了。(等等,是可以自己決定誰當老闆嗎?)
![This binder held all of his prehistoric hopes and dreams.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/desktop-1434555031.jpg)
如今麥可長大,現在他要帶大家一起回顧這本自己小時候精心製作的文件夾。
翻開第一頁,裡頭是滿滿的恐龍剪貼。
![He turned the front page into a dino dream board.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/desktop-1434555038.jpg)
第一頁看起來很正常,但之後越來越瘋狂。
![After that, the madness begins.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/desktop-1434555016.jpg)
麥可清楚列出就業要領、員工數量、吉普車數量、薪水 (還自己給自己每天150百萬台幣…我可以應徵嗎?),甚至包含自己可以造訪哪幾個園區。
![Michael listed his employment essentials, like his employee number, Jeep number, salary requirements ($50,000 per day seems pretty reasonable), and even what type of park access he would have.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/desktop-1434555044.jpg)
他還精心做了園區地圖,指出恐龍所在位置。
![He included a map that lays out where all of the dinosaurs are situated in the park.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/desktop-1434555027.jpg)
裏頭包括暴龍、雙脊龍、腕龍、大門、道路、碼頭等等。
為了確保每隻恐龍都被妥善照顧,麥可也列出「恐龍明細表」。
![He even made a helpful list of all the dinosaurs on the island so he could make sure everyone was accounted for.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/desktop-1434555047.jpg)
有數量,和現今能追蹤到的數量 (如果不見了一隻可麻煩了!看過《侏羅紀世界》的人都能同意吧…),和版本 (是複製版本嗎?!)…也太細膩了吧?!
他甚至寫下自己身為園區工程師該負責的工作內容。
![He wrote down all of his duties as a programmer at Jurassic Park.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/desktop-1434555021.jpg)
簡言之,身為園區軟體工程師,麥可必須確保園內一切運作正常、安全。
還畫出自己的專屬吉普車,連車號的沒漏掉。
![He then drew his Jeep, complete with license plate number and custom tires.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/desktop-1434555052.jpg)
麥可還畫了侏儸紀直升機,因為所有稱職的員工都能配有一台。
![Michael also drew a picture of his helicopter, because any Jurassic Park employee worth his salt has a helicopter.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/desktop-1434554999.jpg)
為了讓顧客滿意,麥克也設計出叢林快艇。
![He designed a jungle ride to keep the patrons entertained.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/desktop-1434555042.jpg)
此外,麥可也替旅客設計熱氣球空中導覽,園區可謂海陸空全包!
![He made plans for a Jurassic Park air balloon ride, complete with all of the specifications. He even included a model for the ride in case you needed a visual.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/desktop-1434555005.jpg)
下面還附上一個氣球當作「模型」。
然後畫了張沒人看得懂的園區電網和安全系統圖。
![He created a strangely intricate map of the park](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/desktop-1434555011.jpg)
看起來很嚴謹啊?
甚至還編造的信函證明麥可他是個擅長團隊合作的員工。
![This employee correspondence letter proves that Michael is a team player.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/desktop-1434555013.jpg)
(親愛的麥可,我們希望你能提供入園旅客每人一個安全標籤,然後請將你有的旅客資料在他們抵達前傳真給我,謝謝。)
身為工程師,自己的電腦性能當然不會放過。
![He also included detailed renderings of the computers he would use on the job.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/desktop-1434555036.jpg)
最後一頁的備註欄雖然空空如也,但前面幾頁已經夠驚人了…
![The end of his dossier includes a notes section that appears to be empty, even though everything before this is documented with insane detail.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/desktop-1434555023.jpg)
來源:Viral Nova
相信很多人小時候都瘋過恐龍吧,但會瘋到連整個公園設計都準備好了…這麼酷的計畫,不分享給朋友一起重溫兒時回憶怎麼行呢?!
(往下還有更多精彩文章!)